I recently heard a song from Frank Zappa's 1978 album, "Joes' Garage" and it not only brought back memories, but it gave me a fiendishly perverse idea.
Due to his abysmal performance as the ostensible 46th President of the USSA, criminal disgraced former President Joe Biden is unlikely to get financial donors for the building of his hoped-for Biden Presidential Library. No one is willing to pour good money after a sure loser. He can't even expect some leftover stalwart to start a GoFund Me page on his behalf.
With such a shitty legacy, what's a failure of a puppet President to do? Simple. Repurpose existing space, advertise, hang signs and maybe even cut an album:
That's right. Joe can turn his infamous garage into a Presidential Library overnight with few expenses and lots of ticket revenue from Chinese "Librarians" all sorts of curiosity seekers, tourists and travelers needing a restroom others. Just look at the set-up:
The garage and private residence surrounding it:
The Biden residence is easy to access and has ample parking for at least five whole cars—more than enough for anticipated monthly visitors.
The grand vista view at the threshold of the library:
Meticulously preserved in its original state by curators who insisted the layout is key to understanding the order of President Biden's mind.
The attractions:
Classified documents permanently borrowed from the Senate Secure Communications Facility (SCF).
Box of docs about the the most bestest goodest-planned military withdrawal from Afghanistan in Taliban history.
Box of important docs! (Receipts from the Baskin-Robbins on Epstein Island).
The mysterious "Overstuffed Box" containing secret directives from some guy called Barry Sombrero - or Solambo - or Södorko or something (hard to read with the nearby lamp broken).
And parents, bring your kids for a chance to win prizes with "Treasure Hunter," held during every tour. Let your kids roam around the library searching for treasure. Any kid who finds a little plastic bag of white "Mystery Powder" can turn it in at the gift shop and redeem a miniature replica of Hunter's Laptop (or a free hair sniffing.)
Where can it be? Put on your detective's hat 'cause there's lots of nooks and crannies and you want to find the bag before Hunter beats you to it!