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People's Blog • Field Slave Ballots Secured By British Forces

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Representative James Clyburn (D-NC) in a quickly assembled MSMDNCnalist gaggle issued a statement concerning DNC security of field slave brothers' ballots, especially in states such as Pennsyvania, Wisconsin, and Arizona.

"Recently, a Jim Crow 2.0 attack on the election process has some field slave brothers insisting they will not vote for a black woman. And, not just any black woman, but a powerful. black. woman. A black woman strong enough to support a destructive rioting mother of some sort burning and looting down town, while also nurturing enough to know it was school attendance failures of sickle cell suffering kids that kept full attendance campus' off Red Star Campus Listings due to weak willed mothers of the birth-able persuasion. Mother's for whom school attendance was not important because of life threatening illness. The ballots of field slave brothers must be secured for tabulation to elect Kamala. These DNC secured ballots will be voting for this black woman, regardless of what the field slave brothers might protest about on Tic Tok. Ballot Security is the DNC's First Offense.

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The previous DNC Clyburn method of securing field slave brothers' votes to stop Trump

"As the DNC approaches the 2023 election of Kamala Harris, updated methods are prepared to better secure the ballots of uppity field slave brothers. Today, I am announcing that I have enlisted British Security Forces to move in, to seize possession of these ballots like they would in some African nation. Do not be alarmed when a British Miltary Convoy of Land Rovers arrive to collect Field Slave Ballots currently in the warehouse of the print shop I have appropriated tax funds for payment to support the local house slave economy. Once British MI6 designed chests are filled with as many ballots as it takes to achieve that goal, locked, and then delivered to ballot tabulation centers, no inspection is necessary."

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DNC contracted British Special Forces arrive to secure field slave brothers' ballots

"I want to thank the Harris/Walz Campaign for making this foreign effort to secure the election of the next black woman, powerful woman as President of the USSA.

Thank you."

End of statement.

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Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 10/18/2024, 9:23 am



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