People's Blog • How Kamalanomics will save us

Kamala says she used to work at McDonald's while Trump is just a billionaire, so it's pretty obvious who best understands how the economy works.  For those of you in the Unwashed Masses™, all the experts say it's Kamala.

Here's how Kamalanomics will work and why only her Opportunity Economy™ can save middle class America.  First of all, we need to give a tax break to working Americans.  Did you know that a teacher pays more in taxes than Elon Musk?  Isn't that outrageous?  Here's proof:

You see, since a teacher makes less money in a year than Elon Musk makes in an hour, a teacher salary would be located higher up on this chart showing that they pay way more in taxes.  That's just wrong.

Kamala will stop this madness with her Opportunity Economy™.  First of all, she's going to make the rich pay their fair share by increasing their taxes.  This means that we all benefit when private income spent on goods and services is cut back.  While that may mean that fewer goods and services become more affordable to more people over time, it does mean that we can sneer at wealthy people and ask, "Ha! How does that feel, comrade?"  That alone makes having less worth it.

And while we're up, Kamala wants to tax corporations and those oil companies hellbent on wrecking the planet in just ten years.  Thanks to Kamala, we don't have to worry about the higher costs of goods and services being passed on to us while jobs become scarcer because we'll be living in the Opportunity Economy™.

One more thing.  Kamala knows how we suffer, and she cares.  She knows that inflation is making it harder for families to make ends meet, and food costs much more than it did four years ago.  Kamala's Opportunity Economy™ will rescue us from the economic hardships brought on us by her own policies.  What's not to like?

All you and I have to do is believe and clap our hands.  If we clap loudly enough, everything will be great.  I trust Kamala.  Don't you?